My name is Flicka and my Owner is a Clinic Junky!
Yes, it's true. She went through her mid life crisis
and came to the
sale barn and bought me. I spent my whole life misbehaving and being
Greenhorn to Greenhorn till someone finally got smart
and sent me to the sale barn. I was seriously
hoping to be picked up
by one of those show horse fellas so I could live in a fancy barn and
around and look pretty, but they told me my butt was too
small, my head was too big, and the crest on my
neck from a bout with
grass founder (thanks to owner number 2) was not desirable, and in
was just not that capable of looking pretty, so I went
home with Phyllis instead. She pets me and loves
me, and in general I
had a pretty good life at first.
Then she heard about those guys who whisper to
horses. Life has
never been the same.
First there was Pat. At Pat's clinic Phyllis learned
to twirl a
big stick and chase me around a round pen
till I was wringing wet with sweat. Once I had
"calmed down" (I was never
really fired up in the
first place till that guy came at me with the stick
like an idiot) she began learning to ride
me with no
bridle. Talk about giving an old spoiled horse an
opportunity to have some fun! Initially I went along
it. I'd lope around the pen real nice like, and
everyone would oooh and cooo over my natural horse
just when everyone had gathered
around to watch, I would see the SCARIEST!!
(tehehehe) shadow in the history of
and switch directions and take off with my rider clinging terrified to my back. Every other horse on
the place was
envious of me because their owners
would take them out back and beat them with that
when no one was watching, but I
knew my Phyllis would not. Eventually Philly (as I
like to call her) gave up on Pat.
we went in search of another guru.
In our search we found Monty. He threw a string at a horse and
talked to the horse with winks and stares.
I spent some time with his clinic horses. I saw the demonstration
where an unbroken 2 year old became an overnight Reiner. Later I
talked to the 2 year old.
He was actually
5 and had been doing this same routine for about 5
clinics now. The first time Phyllis broke out the
string I, again,
went along with it. Well, until she got tired of me stopping and
at her like she was stupid. When she went to get herself a
glass of water and refer to that chapter
in Monty's book , I grabbed
the string and chewed it to pieces. And this is how I got my Jolly
Then there was the Indian fella with a name I can't
pronounce. To get the full effect of his clinic
painted stuff on my body and put feathers in my hair. I looked
like I was in a
Costume class, but, hey, whatever
floats your boat.
I thought maybe at least with this guy we might get
to play Indian pony games and have mock battles
something, but no. More round pen work and
gimmicks. This time there was a fire in the middle
of the round
pen and they danced around it while
praying that I would become a good horse and always
mind my owner. He only took
her for a couple
thousand pelts and a bottle of firewater.
There's been the Australian guy. Training with a
Boomerang, while he
hopped around like a kangaroo and called me his mate. Sorry fella,
and all, but my mate has 4 legs. I just don't swing
Then, there was a horse psychic
who told Phyllis my momma didn't
lick me enough when I was born.
After that, a guy who used his hands
like ears to talk to me and, of
course, the touchy feely lady.
I can't complain though, I've got an owner
who loves me and has
devoted her time to trying to make me a
better horse. I really should behave, really I
but I think I am contributing to her youth
by giving her a reason to take me to all these
clinics. Maybe the next clinic
will involve turning
me out with the mustangs, so I find my inner wild
POTENTIAL DANGER OF HORSE HAIR
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced
discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This
substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been
linked with the following
symptoms in female humans:
*reluctance to cook
*reluctance to perform housework
*reluctance to wear
anything but boots
*reluctance to work except in support of a horse
*physical craving for
contact with horses (may be an addiction)
Beware! if you come in contact with a female human affected by this
substance be prepared to talk about
horses for hours on end.
This was a public service announcement ...
General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair
the ability to use common sense.
Be careful out there ladies.
God gives us horses and compels some of us to love them. Yet why does the horse, an animal with such a big heart, live
such a short life?
Perhaps it's because if our horses lived any longer, we wouldn't be able to bear losing them. Or, perhaps it's because
God wants them with Him.
Perhaps God looks down on the fine horses we raise and decides when it's His turn to ride. He gives us a few good years
to care for and learn from them, but when the time is right, it's up to us to see them off gracefully. OK, perhaps not gracefully.
Blowing into a Kleenex is rarely graceful. But we can be grateful.
To have a horse in your life is a gift. In the matter of a few short years, a horse can teach a girl courage; if she chooses
to grab mane and hang on for dear life.
Even the smallest of ponies is mightier than the tallest of girls. To conquer the fear of falling off, having one's toes
crushed, or being publicly humiliated at a horse show is an admirable feat for any child. For that, we can be grateful.
Horses teach us responsibility. Unlike a bicycle - or a computer - a horse needs regular care and most of it requires that
you get dirty and smelly and up off the couch. Choosing to leave your cozy kitchen to break the crust of ice off the water
buckets is to choose responsibility. When our horses dip their noses and drink heartily, we know we've made the right choice.
Learning to care for a horse is both an art and a science. Some are easy keepers, requiring little more than regular turn-out,
a flake of hay, and a trough of clean water. Others will test you - you'll struggle to keep them from being too fat or too
thin. You'll have their feet shod regularly only to find shoes gone missing. Some are so accident-prone you'll swear they're
intentionally finding new ways to injure themselves.
If you weren't raised with horses, you can't know that they have unique personalities. You'd expect this from dogs, but
horses? Indeed, there are clever horses, grumpy horses, and even horses with a sense of humor. Those prone to humor will test
you by finding new ways to escape from the barn when you least expect it. I found one of ours on the front porch one morning,
eating the cornstalks I'd carefully arranged as Halloween decorations.
Horses can be timid or brave, lazy or athletic, obstinate or willing. You will hit it off with some horses and others will
elude you altogether. There are as many "types" of horses as there are people - which make the whole partnership thing all
the more interesting.
If you've never ridden a horse, you probably assume it's a simple thing you can learn in a weekend. You can, in fact, learn
the basics on a Sunday - but to truly ride well takes a lifetime. Working with a living being is far more complex than turning
a key in the ignition and putting the car in "drive."
In addition to listening to your instructor, your horse will have a few things to say to you as well. On a good day, he'll
be happy to go along with the program and tolerate your mistakes; on a bad day, you'll swear he's trying to kill you. Perhaps
he's naughty or perhaps he's fed up with how slowly you're learning his language. Regardless, the horse will have an opinion.
He may choose to challenge you (which can ultimately make you a better rider) or he may carefully carry you over fences...if
it suits him. It all depends on the partnership - and partnership is what it's all about.
If you face your fears, swallow your pride, and are willing to work at it, you'll learn lessons in courage, commitment,
and compassion, in addition to basic survival skills. You'll discover just how hard you're willing to work toward a goal,
how little you know, and how much you have to learn. And, while some people think the horse "does all the work", you'll be
challenged physically as well as mentally. Your horse may humble you completely. Or, you may find that sitting on his back
is the closest you'll get to heaven. You can choose to intimidate your horse, but do you really want to? The results may come
more quickly, but will your work ever be as graceful as that gained through trust? The best partners choose to listen, as
well as to tell. When it works, we experience a sweet sense of accomplishment brought about by smarts, hard work, and mutual
understanding between horse and rider. These are the days when you know with absolute certainty that your horse is enjoying
If we make it to adulthood with horses still in our lives, most of us have to squeeze riding into our over saturated schedules;
balancing our need for things equine with those of our households and employers. There is never enough time to ride, or to
ride as well as we'd like. Hours in the barn are stolen pleasures.
If it is in your blood to love horses, you share your life with them. Our horses know our secrets; we braid our tears into
their manes and whisper our hopes into their ears. A barn is a sanctuary in an unsettled world, a sheltered place where life's
true priorities are clear: a warm place to sleep, someone who loves us and the luxury of regular meals...Some of us need these
When you step back, it's not just about horses; it’s about love, life, and learning. On any given day, a friend is
celebrating the birth of a foal, a blue ribbon, or recovery from an illness. That same day, there is also loss: a broken limb,
case of colic, or a decision to sustain a life or end it gently. As horse people, we share the accelerated life cycle of horses:
the hurried rush of life, love, loss, and death that caring for these animals brings us. When our partners pass, it is more
than a moment of sorrow. We mark our loss with words of gratitude for the ways our lives have been blessed. Our memories are
of joy, awe, and wonder. Our Partnership with the Horse is absolute union. We honor our horses for their brave hearts, courage,
and willingness to give.
To those outside our circle, it must seem strange. To see us in our muddy boots, who would guess such poetry lives in our
hearts? We celebrate our companions with praise worthy of heroes. Indeed, horses have the hearts of warriors and often carry
us into and out of fields of battle.
Listen to stories of that once-in-a-lifetime horse; of journeys made and challenges met. The best of horses rise to the
challenges we set before them, asking little in return. Those who know them understand how fully a horse can hold a human
heart. Together, we share the pain of sudden loss and the lingering taste of long-term illness. We shoulder the burden of
deciding when or whether to end the life of a true companion.
In the end, we're not certain if God entrusts us to our horses or our horses to us. Does it matter? We're grateful God
loaned us the horse in the first place. --Author Unknown
The Pearl of Them All
Gaily in front of the stockwhip
The horses come galloping home,
bucking and playing
With sides all a lather of foam;
But painfully, slowly behind them,
With head to the crack of
And trying so gamely to follow
Comes limping the pearl of them all.
He is stumbling and stiff in the
And splints from the hoof to the knee,
But never a horse on the station
Has half such a spirit as he;
these all the boast of their breeding
These pets of the paddock and stall,
But ten years ago not their proudest
live with the pearl of them all.
No journey has ever yet beat him,
No day was too heavy or hard,
He was king
of the camp and the muster
And pride of the wings of the yard;
But Time is relentless to follow;
The best of us bow
to his thrall;
And death, with his scythe on his shoulder,
Is dogging the pearl of them all.
I watch him go whinnying
And memories come with a whirl
Of reckless, wild rides with a comrade
And laughing, gay rides with a girl
How she decked him with lilies and love-knots
And plaited his mane at my side,
And once in the grief of a parting
threw her arms round him and cried.
And I promised - I gave her my promise
The night that we parted in tears,
keep and be kind to the old horse
Till Time made a burden of years;
And then for his sake and one woman's...
fetch me my gun from the wall!
I have only this kindness to offer
As gift to the pearl of them all.
him out there by the yard wing,
And don't let him know by a sign:
Turn his head to you - ever so little!
bear his eyes to meet mine.
Then - stand still, old boy! for a moment ...
These tears, how they blind as they
Now, God help my hand to be steady ...
Good-bye! - to the pearl of them all!
by William Henry Ogilvie
Rescue Rainbow Bridge
Unlike most days at Rainbow Bridge, this day dawned cold and gray, damp as a swamp and as dismal
as could be imagined. All of the recent arrivals had no idea what to think, as they had never experienced a day like this
before. But the animals who had been waiting for their beloved people knew exactly what was going on and started to
gather at the pathway leading to The Bridge to watch.
It wasn't long before an elderly animal came into view, head
hung low and tail dragging. The other animals, the ones who had been there for a while, knew what his story was right away,
for they had seen this happen far too often.
He approached slowly, obviously in great emotional pain, but with no sign
of injury or illness. Unlike all of the other animals waiting at The Bridge, this animal had not been restored to youth and
made healthy and vigorous again. As he walked toward The Bridge, he watched all of the other animals watching him. He knew
he was out of place here and the sooner he could cross over, the happier he would be.
But, alas, as he approached
The Bridge, his way was barred by the appearance of an Angel who apologized, but told him that he would not be able to pass.
Only those animals who were with their people could pass over Rainbow Bridge.
With no place else to turn to, the elderly
animal turned towards the fields before The Bridge and saw a group of other animals like himself, also elderly and infirm.
They weren't playing, but rather simply lying on the green grass, forlornly staring out at the pathway leading to The Bridge.
And so, he took his place among them, watching the pathway and waiting.
One of the newest arrivals at The Bridge didn't
understand what he had just witnessed and asked one of the animals that had been there for a while to explain it to him.
see, that poor animal was a rescue. He was turned in to rescue just as you see him now, an older animal with his fur graying
and his eyes clouding. He never made it out of rescue and passed on with only the love of his rescuer to comfort him as he
left his earthly existence. Because he had no family to give his love to, he has no one to escort him across The Bridge.
first animal thought about this for a minute and then asked, "So what will happen now?" As he was about to receive his answer,
the clouds suddenly parted and the gloom lifted. Approaching The Bridge could be seen a single person and among the older
animals, a whole group was suddenly bathed in a golden light and they were all young and healthy again, just as they were
in the prime of life.
"Watch, and see" said the second animal. A second group of animals from those waiting came to
the pathway and bowed low as the person neared. At each bowed head, the person offered a pat on the head or a scratch behind
the ears. The newly restored animals fell into line and followed him towards The Bridge. They all crossed The Bridge together.
"That was a rescuer." The animals you saw bowing in respect were those who found new homes because of his
work. They will cross when their new families arrive. Those you saw restored were those who never found homes. When
a rescuer arrives, they are allowed to perform one, final act of rescue. They are allowed to escort those poor animals that
they couldn't place on earth, across The Rainbow Bridge.
"I think I like rescuers," said the first animal.
does GOD," was the reply.
The Game Horse
He was tied up to the trailer out behind the stands,
a blaze-face sorrel gelding, roughly 15
High withers, slightly ewe-necked, back a little swayed,
white hairs on his muzzle,eyes sunk in with age.
old warrior with his best years long since gone away,
left here baby-sitting at a small-town horse play-day.
over by her parents, a young girl kissed the horse;
they coached her on the fine points and wished her luck, of course.
hardly seemed to notice when the small girl took his lead;
he followed without balking but not with any speed.
on and walked him round some, he went without a fuss;
his head was down, the reins were slack, his feet dragged in the
When they called her name his ears pricked up, she sat up in her seat;
trotting to the gate there was new
lightness in his feet.
When they got into the alley he flared his nostrils wide,
picked up the bit and arched his neck,
she latched on for the ride.
She let him go and as they went the years melted away,
and he was once again the barrel
horse he'd been in younger days.
With eyes on fire and muscles bunched, raw power in his stride,
blazing speed and
energy wrapped in horse's hide.
He had chased the cans from old Cheyenne to the Calgary Stampede,
from Amarillo to Salinas,
he had lived the game horse creed:
"Run to live, live to run," it was printed in his genes,
from nose to tail his big
heart pumped blue blood through his veins.
Coming through the pattern they touched the last can some;
it was still
up on its edge when they were halfway home.
When she asked him for a little, he gave her all he had;
the barrel stood,
the run was good, and the time was not too bad.
When she pulls the saddle he's an old horse once again,
but while he's
running barrels, he's all he's ever been.
So here's to that old gamer -- may our golden years like his
with golden moments and glorious memories,
Of races run and races won, of places that we've been,
of friends we've made
along the way and good things we have seen,
And someone who will need us for what we still can do--
may our needs be
small, our wants be less, and our troubles be but few.
by Tony Schwader
In This Kodak Moment, Lies a Priceless Memory
Savannah, I'm desperately missing you,
But in my heart you will stay.
All encumbrances removed, no ties, no strings attached, just home free.
Bought you on a bone-chilling cold January's day: my brother, mom, Kelley and me.
Very second I laid my eyes on you, knew you were mine forever and for always.
Lying in a bed of hay out in that pasture,
A couple pieces of alfalfa hanging from either side of your mouth.
Whistling you looked over at me; our eyes met and locked in a trance-like gaze.
At that moment of eternity; only you and me, the world ours for the taking.
Understanding and wisdom shown clear as day through your dark brown eyes, that is when
our immortal bond rooted then
blossomed; entwining through our souls like a wildfire out
of control, only thing embracing that stronghold then and forever
more being our
unspeakable need for each other.
That day I really knew there was a God in the heavens; he shined brighter than ever before.
A faith in me came to the knowledge that miracles do happen.
Bless the Lord my Father, for he does work in mysterious ways.
Two weeks passed "with mom's truck, a rented trailer I loaded you up to give your life a
second chance, a fresh start,
to bring you HOME.
Savannah you saved my life, I yours; taught me to have faith, never give up, always try
Guiding me through the hell in my life, you were my joy) my world, my everything, my baby.
Picking me up when I was
down, while teaching me the difference between right and wrong.
You deserve the world from me horse, but left before I could give it
God gifted me with you whom I'll always cherish; hold within the depths of my soul.
He also took you away because I wasn't in need of your help any longer.
Finally I could stand on my own two feet.
But now this picture's cradled in the palms of my hands; I realize this: you didn't need the
world, only to love
and be loved.
We touched each other's lives and hearts Savannah, both given a second start.
Baby you and I grabbed that opportunity by the horns; ran like the wind with it, touching
others along the way.
Questioning everyday your being gone; the memory's come crashing in like a tide against it's
I know you're with me wherever I go, yah you're already there.
All's it takes is that feeling; then you're everywhere, with me by my side, eternally in my heart
until I reach heaven
where once again we will meet.
Savvy-Girl it's just gonna' be you and me together till the end which is forever and for
This is a true story shared by Willy Eagle
A brother and sister had made their usual hurried, obligatory pre-
Christmas visit to the little farm where dwelt their
parents with their small herd of horses. The farm was where they
had grown up and had been named Lone Pine Farm
because of the huge
pine, which topped the hill behind the farm.. Through the years the
tree had become a talisman to
the old man and his wife, and a
landmark in the countryside. The young siblings had fond memories
of their childhood
here, but the city hustle and bustle added more
excitement to their lives, and called them away to a different life.
The old folks no longer showed their horses, for the years had
taken their toll, and getting out to the barn on those
mornings was getting harder, but it gave them a reason to get up in
the mornings and a reason to live. They sold
a few foals each
year, and the horses were their reason for joy in the morning and
contentment at day’s end.
Angry, as they prepared to leave, the young couple confronted the
old folks “Why do you not at least dispose of
The Old One.” She
is no longer of use to you. It’s been years since you’ve had foals
from her. You
should cut corners and save so you can have more for
yourselves. How can this old worn out horse bring you anything but
and work? Why do you keep her anyway?”
The old man looked down at his worn boots, holes in the toes,
scuffed at the barn floor and replied, ” Yes, I
could use a pair of
new boots. His arm slid defensively about the Old One’s neck as he
drew her near with gentle
caressing he rubbed her softly behind her
ears. He replied softly, “We keep her because of love. Nothing
Baffled and irritated, the young folks wished the old man and his
wife a Merry Christmas and headed back toward the
city as darkness
stole through the valley. The old couple shook their heads in
sorrow that it had not been a happy visit.
A tear fell upon their
cheeks. How is it that these young folks do not understand the
peace of the love that filled
So it was, that because of the unhappy leave-taking, no one noticed
the insulation smoldering on the frayed wires in
the old barn.
None saw the first spark fall. None but the “Old One”.
In a matter of minutes, the whole barn was ablaze and the hungry
flames were licking at the loft full of hay. With a
cry of horror
and despair, the old man shouted to his wife to call for help as he
raced to the barn to save their beloved
horses. But the flames were
roaring now, and the blazing heat drove him back. He sank sobbing
to the ground, helpless
before the fire’s fury. His wife back from
calling for help cradled him in her arms, clinging to each other,
wept at their loss.
By the time the fire department arrived, only smoking, glowing
ruins were left, and the old man and his wife, exhausted
grief, huddled together before the barn. They were speechless as
they rose from the cold snow covered ground.
They nodded thanks to
the firemen as there was nothing anyone could do now. The old man
turned to his wife, resting
her white head upon his shoulders as
his shaking old hands clumsily dried her tears with a frayed red
he whispered, “We have lost much, but God has
spared our home on this eve of Christmas. Let us gather strength
climb the hill to the old pine where we have sought comfort in
times of despair. We will look down upon our home and give
to God that it has been spared and pray for our beloved most
precious gifts that have been taken from us.
And so, he took her by the hand and slowly helped her up the snowy
hill as he brushed aside his own tears with the back
of his old and
The journey up the hill was hard for their old bodies in the steep
snow. As they stepped over the little knoll at the
crest of the
hill, they paused to rest, looking up to the top of the hill the
old couple gasped and fell to their knees
in amazement at the
incredible beauty before them.
Seemingly, every glorious, brilliant star in the heavens was caught
up in the glittering, snow-frosted branches of their
and it was aglow with heavenly candles. And poised on its top most
bough, a crystal crescent moon glistened
like spun glass. Never had
a mere mortal created a Christmas tree such as this. They were
breathless as the old man
held his wife tighter in his arms.
Suddenly, the old man gave a cry of wonder and incredible joy.
Amazed and mystified, he took his wife by the hand and
forward. There, beneath the tree, in resplendent glory, a mist
hovering over and glowing in the darkness
was their Christmas
gift. Shadows glistening in the night light.
Bedded down about the “Old One” close to the trunk of the tree, was
the entire herd, safe.
At the first hint of smoke, she had pushed the door ajar with her
muzzle and had led the horses through it. Slowly and
dignity, never looking back, she had led them up the hill, stepping
cautiously through the snow. The foals
were frightened and dashed
about. The skittish yearlings looked back at the crackling, hungry
flames, and tucked their
tails under them as they licked their lips
and hopped like rabbits. The mares that were in foal with a new
of babies, pressed uneasily against the “Old One” as she
moved calmly up the hill and to safety beneath the
pine. And now,
she lay among them and gazed at the faces of the old man and his
wife. Those she loved she had not disappointed.
Her body was
brittle with years, tired from the climb, but the golden eyes were
filled with devotion as she offered
Because of love. Only Because of love.
Tears flowed as the old couple shouted their praise and joy… And
again the peace of love filled their hearts.
This is a true story.
I lost one of my best friends last fall, when my old collie/cross passed away. I still think of him
every day and miss him dearly so I felt it only fair that I include dog poems or stories, as well.
A LOAN FROM GOD
God promised at the birth of time, a special friend to give,
his time on earth is short, he said, so love him while
It may be six or seven years, or twelve or then sixteen,
but will you, till I call him back, take care of him for me?
A wagging tail and cold wet nose, and silken velvet ears,
a heart as big as all outdoors, to love you through the years.
His puppy ways will gladden you, and antics bring a smile,
as guardian or friend he will, be loyal all the while.
He'll bring his charms to grace your life, and though his stay be brief,
when he's gone the memories, are solace for your grief.
I cannot promise he will stay, since all from earth return,
but lessons only a dog can teach, I want you each to learn.
Whatever love you give to him, returns in triple measure,
follow his lead and gain a life, brim full of simple pleasure.
Enjoy each day as it comes, allow your heart to guide,
be loyal and steadfast in love, as the dog there by your side.
Now will you give him all your love, nor think the labor vain,
nor hate me when I come to call, to take him back again?
I fancy each of us would say, "Dear Lord, thy will be done,
for all the joy this day shall bring, the risk of grief we'll run."
"We'll shelter him with tenderness, we'll love him while we may,
and for the happiness we've known, forever grateful stay."
"But shall the angels call for him, much sooner than we've planned,
we'll brave the bitter grief that comes, and try to understand."
He had just saved her from a fire, rescuing her by carrying her
out of the house and putting her safely in her front yard, while he continued to fight the fire.
She is pregnant.
The firefighter was afraid of her at first, because he had never been around a Doberman before.
When he finally
got done putting the fire out, he sat down to catch his breath and rest.
A photographer from the Charlotte, N. Carolina
newspaper, "The Observer," noticed this red Doberman in the distance looking at the fireman.
He watched her walk straight
toward the fireman and wondered what she was going to do.
As he raised his camera, she came up to the tired man who had saved her life and the lives
of her unborn babies, and kissed him, just as the photographer snapped this photograph.
And people say animals are dumb...............
Rules Of The Barn:
1. I am human. You are horse. What I say goes. Please take that into consideration when you are standing on my foot.
Spilled grain is not "fair game", especially when it is spilled in another horse's stall. It still belongs to that particular
horse. You have no reason to go in and eat it.
3. Poop does not need to be hidden. I clean your stall every day. I
will Find it. Do not hide it.
4. I do not need your help when I clean the barn, nor do I need your supervision, or
even your presence. I have been cleaning the barn and stalls ever since you lived here. I know what I am doing. Standing at
the door staring at me, will not make me clean faster.
5. There is no need to go into the barn and help yourself to
the feed. Meals Are given at specific times of the day -am and pm. There is a feed schedule. You know the schedule. I know
you know the schedule. You know that I know that you know the schedule. There is no need to help yourself.
buckets are not toys. Neither is the gate, pitchfork, wheel barrow, whatever is in the wheel barrow, fence,
or the occasional
7. The wheel barrow is there for a reason. Please do not try to move it while I am cleaning your stall.
Just because I go into the Barn doesn't mean you automatically get food. There is other stuff in the barn. Stuff you don't
want. Like de wormer and fly spray , shots, medicine.
9. Sheath cleaning will NOT be enjoyed...by anyone.
Water travels through the hose. If you are thirsty, do not stand on the hose. The water buckets will fill much faster.
Not everything has to be high drama. None of the following things will kill you: fly spray, plastic bags, balloons, hoses,
chipmunks and other small rodents, or bright blue tarps.
12. Although I understand the need for you to go to the bathroom,
it is not necessary to hold it in all day until the moment I finish cleaning your stall and put away the wheel barrow.
Accidents happen. However, I'm not altogether sure you're not trying to kill yourself. Next time you decide to impale yourself
on some sort of object, please try to do it when it's not hailing, midnight, the weekend, or Christmas.
14. While I
appreciate your need to be clean, pooping in your water bucket does not make my job easier, and it deprives you of water.
Please find a new spot.
15. Whinnying as loudly as you can in my face does not make me feed you any faster.
I have to wait patiently too while you are having your shoes tacked on. There is no need to bite me.